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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez
So you would be beating your dick with one hand and your girlfriend with the other in bed? All while looking into a mirror that would have to be strategically placed. Not to mention somehow eating the cookies, unless you were beating your dick on your girlfriend therefore freeing up a hand to eat the cookies.
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Amateur. That's why you're beating your girlfriend, cause she won't feed you cookies while you whack off. But now she knows better.