Miles Davis is not THAT good. He's good, just not THAT good.
"Blue in Green" would have sucked if it wasn't for Coltrane's sax.
More is more (i.e. less is NOT more.)
Or complexity is the main criteria of quality.
Reggae is the worst kind of music ever.
Rap is not music.
Everything called "progressive" is definitively not progressive.
"Indie" is the stupidest name for a genre ever.
"Progressive" is the second stupidest name for a genre ever.
An average jazz musician is a decadent who is more interested in posing as a technically proficient musician than actually making good music (okay, this is not that unpopular.)
Mahavishnu Orchestra: I like them but what the **** man, calm down with all that spamming.
Aphex Twin: yet another decadent, this time, however, pressing random buttons on a computer keyboard. Infinite monkey theorem at work.
"Hypnotic" is euphemism for boring.
Pink Floyd: that Pink Freud image is more fun than all of their music put together.
Mozart is actually really good. This is unpopular, trust me.
See no reason to hate on Justin Bieber or Skrillex. Not that I like them.
Pat Metheny is the best smooth jazz musician ever.
IDM stands for idiotically dumb music.
Caravan Palace is better than Daft Punk. Daft Punk ****ing sucks.
It's more fun to sh-t all over good musicians. The bad ones do not even deserve to be mentioned.
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