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Originally Posted by i am not emo
Heh.
I always liked...
quagmire: hey how old are you?
some girl: 16.
quagmire: 18? You're first.
girl: Mom!
quagmire: I like where this is going!
and this one cracks me up,
"woah transvestite back off! wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
"pre-op"
"woah transvestite back off!"
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Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you.
Lois: What?
Quagmire: I'd do anything for you.
Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Awww right.
Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
