OK, well I'm in the toilet, in a cubicle, doing what you do in a cubicle and I finish, come out and go to wash my hands, cos, you know, I'm just that kind of guy. I look over and there's a girl washing her hands! She looks at me funny, I think to myself "Jesus! Couldn't you even make it to the ladies?" And then she leaves. Moments later I finish and leave and notice that .... I'm in the LADIES! Must have taken a wrong turning at a somewhat misleading divider in the shopping centre!
As quickly and nonchalantly as possible (which is to say, not at all) I make my exit, hoping I don't bump into the girl on the way out, which luckily I don't!
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