I started talking to this girl on POF about a week ago. We started texting back and forth on Tuesday, and I convinced her to meet up tonight. So we decide to meet at the Barnes and Nobles by my house.
She shows up (looking HOT) and we start hitting it off. I basically act like a dick and pick on her the whole time and she eats the **** up. We eat for about half an hour and then decide to go on a walk (it was like 30 degrees but she wanted to so w/e) we were only gonna walk for a few minutes but we end up walking for like an hour. It was now starting to get dark (and even colder) so i suggest that we turn around. She tells me that we're only a couple blocks from her house and that her roommate can drop us back off. (Invitation to come over!)
So we arrive at her house and her roommate isn't there (I started getting excited). But she doesn't seem upset at all..... so we sit and talk, she starts play pushing me, I push her back (attraction is building) So she decides that she wants to watch a movie with me, and she puts in....... THE NOTEBOOK (is this real life?) I'm not pleased about her choice, but I'm already confident that we won't be watching the movie for very long........ THIS IS WHERE **** TAKES A TURN FOR THE WORST.....
As I anticipated, we were making out within 5 minutes. It started to look like it was going to be a good night ........ but before I continue let me just say that it's been over a month since I had had sex and over 5 days since I had last fapped......
She started feeling my cawk through my jeans like a hyena, she wanted MEAT. She started rubbing, back and forth.... back and forth.... and that's when it happened.....
I CAME IN MY PANTS..... (srs).... felt bad man
I immediately convulsed a little bit and pushed her hand away (instinct).
She asks, "what's wrong?"
My mind races for an answer, and I say "Is that all you got?"
She looks offended for a sec but then says "let me show you some more" and tries to unbutton my jeans.
I quickly grab her hands and look her in the eyes. "it's my turn" I say, and I proceed to go down on her (clean Vag) The entire time I am pleasuring her I am also jerking myself trying to get it back up... I feel panic deep down in my stomach starting to come up, heavy breathing and ****, but then it happens. I stopped thinking about getting it up and started thinking about doing her and it just popped up.
"God, just **** me!" she says
"get ready to get rocked lady" I say as I slide it her meat pit.
I thought I had recovered. This potentialy terrible situation had been saved.... or so I thought. Within a minute I start loosing my boner. I try to pinch my penis with one hand to keep it hard but that doesn't work. I keep humping while trying to think of what to do. Another minute or two of flacid humping passes when she asks
"Are you still in me?"....
I reply "hahah... yeah..." at this point my confidence is shot and I feel the panic rising again...
"Are you getting close?" she asks, obviously she wanted it to be done so I start thinking of what to do. No way I was just going to stop mid sex without ejaculating, I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror. So I keep flaccid humping... trying to squirt out some man juice, but it's not happening. So then it hits me... I decide that the only way to save face it to pee a little bit inside of her. So that's what I do. I pissed a little more than I wanted to but I stopped within about 4 to 5 seconds (the normal length of my orgasm) (also she told me she was on the pill) I feel bad but I figure that I redeemed myself at least a little bit.
So she get's up without saying anything and walks to the bathroom. I figure that after this bad sexual ordeal that the night is over so I start gathering up my clothes. Then I hear her from the bathroom...
She yells "WHAT THE ****!?"
She doesn't say anything else for a sec so I reply "Yeah...."
"Did you pee in me?" She yells back....... my heart SINKS
I don't know what to say, so I don't reply. I feel like I am going to die. My heart starts beating so fast that I literally think that I am going to have a heart attack. The room starts spinning and get light headed. I can barely make out her walking back into the room because everything was so dark and spinning. I couldn't handle it...... I VOMIT. ALL OVER MY CLOTHES.... Jesus Christ I was embarrassed. After throwing up for about 30 seconds I feel 100 times better. I lift my vomit covered face up to see her bert staring at me.
"Ummm, you should go...." she says. And that was the last time I saw her, she walked away and went somewhere else in the house. I had no other choice but to put my puke covered clothes on and leave. I was too ashamed to call a friend to get a ride back to my car so I proceed to walk for the next hour covered in now frozen puke..... FML
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