Mondo Bungle

I think most, if not all, of my embarrassing moments have been while drunk.
There was this one night around christmas, we were playing 7-11 (drinking game), and it was my turn for like an hour, so that required me to chug beers nonstop for an hour, like the whole thing. Must have downed over twenty in one chug each. I don't even remember getting up from the table. But according to my friends, I threw up all over this other drunk guy's hands, and in return he threw up on mine, I had to be changed like a child. And I guess at one point while everyone was out smoking a cigarette, I was alone in the room with this girl, and I tried to stand up from the couch, but just fell over instantly, slamming my face on the underbar of a table and cutting my face open. I threw up again while I was there on the ground.

The best thing about my friends is that we don't criticize, because everyone's been there before.

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