I like:
- West London/Surrey accent. Sounds fucking fantastic on women.
- Yorkshire. Specifically Leeds I think, just sounds very warm and friendly on women.
- Spanish. 5* accents.
- Manc/Greater Manchester. Think it's cos of Corrie, anyway sounds nice on women.
- Irish. doesn't matter how pissed off they are they still sound chirpy.
I think that's it. I hate:
- Stoke-on-Trent. Such a shitty accent, sound like posh Scousers, just awful. I feel sorry for people who visit regularly and have to put up with the natives 'speaking'.
- Liverpool/Scouse. I have no idea why people like it or think it's lovable. It just sounds phlegmy as fuck, la.
- East London/Essex/Cockney. Fackin' hate it. Detest it.
- Coventry. Nasal as feck. Do not like.
- Ellesmere Port. This one is a bit like Stoke but a bit more Scouse/Manc. Just as shit though.
- Jafaican. Think Professor Green/Dizzee Rascal and basically Da Yoof bell-ends of London. It's spreading to Birmingham, I just don't get why people talk like this, nobody over the age of 18 will take you seriously.
No idea why Brummie gets so much hate, most of the fuckers who say they don't like it confuse it with a Black Country accent anyway. They are completely different.
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