Cuthbert

Spot on. Was thinking this the other day while inspecting my head in the mirror. I find it a bit sad when you see men who are clearly losing their hair who still try to style it or grow it. Just shave it off and embrace it ffs.

I can understand it though as I was genuinely gutted when I noticed I couldn't have hair anymore and I'm only 24, I've tried to grow it again once and when it got to about number 4 on the clipper level I just realised I looked fucking ridiculous.

How dare you .

One of my current dislikes is Americanisms creeping into Britain. I see and hear it all the time.

Bells ordering something and saying 'Can I get a...'

Usually by some twat in a coffee shop. And no, you may not get it. You may ask for it and the assistant behind the till will get it for you. Why have coffee shops become so popular here anyway? They seemed to take off after all the dicks wanted to be like Ross and Rachel down at Central Perk.

'My bad', 'I'ma', 'Prolly', 'Hickey' etc. License plate, trash, prom... so many.

'Like'

Drives me mental. Used in place of any one of a thousand verbs that the English language has to offer. "I was like, wow." Fuck off.

EDIT - Oh and Jafaican London talk. Embarrassing.