Originally Posted by Burning Down

Man Named Fudge Charged with Stealing Ice Cream | TIME.com

Really? Who the f*ck steals ice cream? You can go down to the supermarket and get a 2 liter tub for like $4.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.