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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal
Dude dat b*tch hot.
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She's only hot for the scene she did in Black Swan before that she was on NOONE's radar.
Browncoats Redemption
This fan made Serenity/Firefly sequel nonsense was horrible. This movie ranks up there with The Room for worst movies ever. The only difference
is that this movie isn't in the so bad that it's good realm of watching. The captain of the new ship looks like a doppleganger of Mary Louise Parker.
Also the token black guy looks like Romany Malco. I swore that it WAS him for so long until I ended up stopping the movie to go look it up.
I thought the reason that he had so little lines was because he was a big name actor in this fan made thing and wasn't getting paid
much so he decided to have as few lines as possible. I'm sure these fans are proud of their creation but they shouldn't be. It was gawd awful.
Apollo 18
I'm so tired of found footage movies and I didn't know this one was going to be one of those types but bleh. It felt so incredibly long even though
the runtime is only 90 mins. The only real excitement you get happens in the last 10 mins or so.
The Collection
Some good old torture porn if you aren't into that genre then you won't like this movie. There is some pretty twisted humor in it as well.
Event Horizon
I love that this film has reached cult classic status. I have seen it so many times but it never gets old to me.
Penny Dreadful
I miss the After Dark Horrorfest. I went to the second and third festivals but this movie came out in the first set of 8 Films to Die for.
It's basically about a girl with a phobia of cars and this hitchhiker starts messing with her because he knows about her fear.
It lives up to the status quo that was set by After Dark by having a creative take on the old hitchhiker films.