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Old 10-10-2013, 01:05 AM   #9231 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus
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I find music during sex to be distracting.


^^^^ THIS


The only time in my life I've ever pulled the plug on my beloved Ditty Bops was just as she was going down on me. It was in fact one of my favorite songs, not just by them but by anyone. Consider these lyrics, just as you were receiving oral pleasure:


"Your Head's Too Big / it's taking up too much room / Your Head's Too Big / It grows like a balloon....And if your unluckier than that / someone such as myself might come along...and it just might POP"

I absolutely could not help myself. I LOL'ed just as I pulled the iPod out of the dock
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