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Old 10-16-2013, 04:30 PM   #98 (permalink)
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For such an important activity its preparation is so simple and uniformed here. Water is just boiled and poured into a mug with a quality teabag, stirred and left to flavour and then taken out, before a small amount of cold milk is added and stirred in. Sugar is then added or not depending on how somebody takes it. In fact the whole process is a lot more straightforward than applying ketchup to your burger and chips, as half the time you're left scratching your head on whether to put more ketchup on the burger or the chips.
Wait...what?

*squeeze bottle*

*eat burger*

*done*

About as straight-forward as it gets. It makes jerking off in a sock sound like rocket science.


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Also I'm not a ****ing anglophile, thats just offensive
But...you've said you're obsessed with Britain. YOU SAID!!!
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