People Who Like American Football Are Boring
There are only three reasons that I can think of why anybody would want to watch such a mind-numbingly boring game as football.
1. You're a cretin who may or may not be able to count.
2. You're a generic tool who likes to do whatever society tells you to do and might as well have a microscopic focus group in your brain telling you what and what not to like.
3. Your only way to relate to your emotionally distant father was to sit next to him on the couch on Sundays desperately hoping that he would show you some sign of affection, even if it was just a simple grunt of approval after you'd made some slightly relevant observation about the Packers' defense.
So, quit being such *******s and start watching tennis.
U mad?
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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