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Old 10-26-2013, 11:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Why is it called football when you rarely kick it though?
Because in the olden days it was common for players to stomp their feet on each other's groins when they fell down. Now they wear cups and have rules and you can't even bring a knife onto the field. Damn family friendly bull**** is what it is.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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