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Old 10-30-2013, 10:06 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Acquire very fine razor wire, form a razor wire noose, anchor said noose somehow at the top of a high building, place noose around neck, superglue (and I mean SUPER glue, some kind of industrial strength adhesive) hands to each side of head. Jump off. Deal with the beyond excruciating pain and death. If all works out, you will be decapitated, and it will appear as you have ripped off your own head to unsuspecting pedestrians, except the ones who blatantly saw you fall directly in front of them.
I'm pretty sure I've seen that before but it's still hilarious.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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