Or don't and just post a picture of you in your Halloween swag.
Had to use ****ty Itouch camera because **** you. Here's me, dressed as Shaggy from Scoobie Doo. I have a meager goatee that you can't see because of the pic quality. I look like I'm still 14. Zoinks!
Investing in boots if I can find a pair that fit me for cheap at Goodwill or something and a haircut so I don't look like some random emo kid dressed as a tree.