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Old 10-30-2013, 09:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
Freebase Dali
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs View Post
POPCORN POPPERS
PASTA COOKERS
EGG SEPARATORS
GRAIN MILLERS
PASTA ROLLERS

All retarded.

Popcorn from a popper..? ****ing gross. Take five minute more and pop that **** in a pan will taste 10 x better and you wont feel like a common peasant eating your dirty little air popped garbage.
Garlic presses. I will never understand them. I tried one, and it just mushed my garlic horribly, then I had to spend all this time just picking out the smashed garlic. It's far easier to just chop the ****. If you gotta smash it, turn the f*cking knife sideways and press down.

Wow. SUCH AMAZING. How do this?
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