Never been caught, did catch my mate once though. We used to smoke weed in the car in his garage when we were kids. One time we were both mashed, was one of them where you sort of mong out and can't be arsed to even talk, after half hour or so I heard this rhythmic tapping & looked up to see him with him hand down his pants tossing himself off.
Asked him what the **** he was playing at and he jumped up and looked mortified. Must have forgotten I was there.
His excuse: 'Solids makes you horny, man'.
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