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Old 11-02-2013, 11:13 AM   #29 (permalink)
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"the real thing"

oh okay, because all dicks are magical and have attachments to stimulate your clit

ok yeah
Oh yeah. She's a girl isn't she? If I was a girl you wouldn't be able to keep my hands outta my pants with a cattle prod. And I don't mean that in a horny guy way, but having to grip your winkie with your hand is a terrible way to get off. It's just the easiest way to do it when you've gotta rub one out. Girls have all kinds of different ways to whack off that sound fantastic. Is it really as easy as just giving your fun button a good rub? I'd be doing it in public just so I could see if I could pleasure myself in public without anyone knowing it. Yeah.
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