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Old 11-05-2013, 09:48 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I agree. Batlord is now king of the Mega-Trolls!

That said....

America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!
Bullshit. We crossed an ocean just to get the taste of balls and Catholicism out of our mouths.


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We have your beloved black metal. Is that why you won't mention us, batty? Hmmm?
Norwegian black metal sucks.


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Say what you want about the food, but judging from the picture at least two McDee's patrons manage to squeeze in some exercise before they threw caution to the wind and squeezed into the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.
The best thing about McDonald's, and all the rest of America's fast food culture, is that it's invaded countless countries and obliterated their cultures far more effectively than any army. I actually had a friend who went to China for a school trip (yeah he was a richie bitch) and told me he saw a Starbuck's in the Forbidden City. Take that, China!

And I remember reading about how lots of small islands in the Pacific are having problems with trash just because they use disposable diapers which don't biodegrade and they have nothing to do with them since they don't even have the space for a trash dump. Bahahahahaha!


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Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country
I didn't mention it because a nation of convicts is actually pretty awesome. Too bad about their kids though.


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and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.
I already mentioned them at the end...


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