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Old 11-05-2013, 10:53 AM   #9491 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark View Post
sucking on balls is the weirdest thing ever, i remember describing it as "blowing a balloon backward"

kay don't do that thing they do in porn where they put it in the cheek.......i did that once trying to spice up my reg beej routine but my form was off and i ended up biting the length of his dick hahah
That's the most boring thing in the world. Just like when the guy is ****ing the girl doggy style and he kind of moves to the side so the camera can see. It just looks so fake. The pop shot on the face is even worse.
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