The Batlord

Dude, you need to get rid of that avatar. It's obvious that your dick is tiny and you're obsessed with it, so you get an avatar with a guy holding a long, phallus-like flute suggestively to make you feel better about yourself. Maybe if you actually learned how to use that chode you call a wang then women wouldn't laugh at you after you came on their labia after fifteen seconds of futilely trying to push it in. Or maybe not. If the motion of the ocean is the motion of a kiddie pool then who really gives a shit?

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