Mondo Bungle

Does anyone have any quotes from themselves or friends said while under the influence? These are some of my favorite:

Me to myself, while sitting on the lake early one morning: "It's all electric."

Me to myself, while sitting on a friend's couch in the midst of an ego death: "My body is a stupid person."

My friend to me: "I think I'm becoming you!" Me: "Who cares"

Me while watching TV, coming down, and couldn't understand anything: "In regard to this television, f*ck it."

A friend after finding a bottle cap we'd been looking for: "Would this be..........applicable?"

Me while talking about the future: "I think if I were a doctor, I'd rather not be a doctor."

Me: "I feel like a painting."

The group had been separated, and both parties wandered around a park. Representative from Group A: "FFIIIIIIRRREEEEE!!" Representative from Group B: "FIYIYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Me: "Did I just walk into a truck?" Friend: "You can walk into any truck you want."

Friend: "I feel like if I close my mouth, the world will cease."

Me: "There's some pretty small things and some pretty big things out there."

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