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Old 11-19-2013, 01:57 PM   #9631 (permalink)
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Is it normal to always have trouble finding the ****ing opening when having sex? Hell even with fingers I underestimate how low it is. They say practice makes perfect but I dissageee. Maybe I am retarded. Yea, *** to think about it I am.
Do you mistake it for the butthole Rez?
Or is that just what you tell her? "Whoops! Sorry bout the surprise butt sex."


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That and if you stress about it, it's gonna make it harder (not literally HA HA HA HA HA HA)
That's some B+ quality trolling right there.
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