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Old 11-24-2013, 04:49 PM   #9667 (permalink)
Sequoioideae
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From my experiences, no girl has ever been that funny about my ***. I think the consensus is that the sooner they swallow it and get it out the way, the sooner they can get to sleep.
Most opt for the direct mouth shot because sometimes it takes a while to yank it out onto their faces and there's the awkward tongue out in anticipation post as I'm trying to rub one out onto them.

I think if I were a girl, I'd swallow ***. I had a girl over friday and she came. My bed sheets were all wet and sticky. It's 5:30 two days after and I'm in bed and still haven't washed the sheets. I have hit new unhygienic levels
Can I come over to your flat and rub my dick on your sheets? Dirty sheets soiled by sex juice is my ultimate fetish.
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