The one that always gets me: "Were you at the game?"
Usually asked when two people are disagreeing about a player's performance. The bloke who was at the game believes that his opinion is worth more than the bloke who watched the game on Sky and saw each incident from 20 different angles.
TV chap - Rooney played well today.
Match goer - Were you at the game?
TV chap - No I watched it on my 50" HDTV.
Match goer - Well I was at the match and Rooney was shite.
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