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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
Christmas music has started at work as of last week.
And I never realized how annoying this was, but that horrid song: "rockin' around the Christmas tree, blah blah blah" - there's this line (and it's like this in every version, I swear) where the lyrics are "later we'll have some pumpkin pie".
And everyone seems to sing it like "punkin'" (why??) so in its distortion over the PA system it sounds like "fuckin'".
Later we'll have some fuckin' pie.
This is the kind of thing that keeps me annoyed/amused.
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I had to listen to fecking Christmas carols 12 hours a day/7 days a week for about 6 weeks every year from 1996-2011. I have a seething, burning hate for them all, although some are better than others. The one you're talking about is definitely on my most hated list, although the ABSOLUTE WORST one is:
I have 2 points to raise about another hated song, "Jingle Bell Rock"
1. Am I the only one who always sings it as:
"Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock - Jingle Bell suck my Jingle Bell cock"
(I understand that is just about exactly what one would expect from a 12 year old but I can't help myself)
2. WTF is a "Jinglehorse" anyway????