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Old 12-04-2013, 02:58 PM   #36 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus
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OK, I will also edit this as I go, as it requires careful consideration. Also, I want to make one thing very clear, I'm really uncomfortable with this sort of thing as it's almost impossible to name everyone that's worthy. I absolutely do NOT mean to snub anybody, and there are going to be people I consider good buddies that won't get the nomination because, well, I have several good friends and I can't name them all, try as I might


Member of the Year
Journal of the Year
Best Music Contributor:
Best Music Taste: Janszoon
Best Plug DJ Contributor: Neapolitan
Most diverse music taste: Mondo Bungle
Most mainstream music taste: Misspoptart (bearing in mind that I have little to no interest in mainstream, but I definitely don't intend to act superior to it)
Worst music taste
Lounge Lizard of the Year: Sansa Stark
Best Shoutboxer: Deej
Most Intelligent Poster
Best Debater: John Wilkes Booth even though I disagree with him at least half the time, he makes his case so eloquently
Biggest Troll: I'll shock everyone and agree with Sopsych
Worst Debater
Least Intelligent Poster: Norg
Hottest Male: Does anyone get more dapper than Zombie Kid?
Hottest Female: I don't think it's appropriate for the old man to answer this
Member who looks least like you imagined
Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life
Member You'd Least Like to Meet in Real Life
Moderator of the Year: Urban Hat€monger although I appreciate the efforts of all of them
New Member of the Year: Misspoptart (with personal consideration to AliceInChains)
Best Sports Poster: Thom Yorke, with much love for Fred
Best Media Section Member
Howard the Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member
Best Thread of the Year
Nicest Member of the Year: Gunnels
Angriest Member of the Year: Scotty in a walk, although he's clearly disqualified from 2014 forward
Best Writer: Junkyard Donner
"Virtuoso" of the Year
"Under the Radar" Member of the Year
Biggest Contributor
Lifetime Achievement Award
Best Music Banter Quote of the Year: Dunno why but this one had me laughing for half an hour by Batlord:

Quote:
How do you ask and tell?

"Hey, guys. Know who's queer? Me, that's who."
Best/Most Shocking/Oddest/LOL Music Banter Moment of the Year
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The entire Ditty Bops catalog reviewed

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