Drinking some of my famous essay juice. Here's the recipe:
however much ****ing coffee you want (early morn and late eve cases require more)
Whiskey to taste/preference (I usually just do a shot or so, sometimes less)
Optional: whipping or heavy cream (I usually skip this but I'm a coffee junkie and an alcoholic. Whatever works for you, you are free to do.)
It works, even if you don't finish the essay because at least you're drunk at the end.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
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