Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I AM A MOTHER****ING KNOWLEDGE MACHINE.

I was going to do a bit of studying today for my Psyc final in like, four days, when I get an email from my prof that reads "It is your final exam, and you are not here".

Holy Jesus ****.

She was a saint and let me reschedule it, but the only opportunity was 3 hours from finding out I missed it, giving me a finite amount of time to learn all the things.

That said, it may not have been my best, but I triumphed that mother****er and now I'm getting drunk.