Thank you very much!
I'd be honoured to be adopted by a connoisseur of nonsense, since nonsensical things are often the most entertaining. I'm afraid you can only sell me at a later date if you'll permit me to retain the merchandising rights [hey, it worked for George Lucas]
It probably wouldn't make too great a difference though, because I'd make a pretty terrible action figure.
Anyway - nice to meet you, Mr. Charlie. What sort of music do you like? Do you play any instruments yourself? And which is your favourite turtle?