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ladyislingering · 12-13-2013, 04:22 PM

here's a quick rundown of the past 12 hours of my life:

3am: sleeping after listening to Slade for 3 hours straight
4am: get felt up by sleeping Ki, just go with it
4:30am: best sex in weeks
4:45am: toilet overflows because it's a bigger piece of shit than the shit that goes into it
4:50am: call maintenance emergency line
5:00am: connected to operator, Russian guy says he'll be here soon
5:30am: fall asleep
7:30am: fuckface finally shows up, fixes toilet, leaves
11:50am: wake up, can't take a shower because all the towels went to cleaning up water from shitty toilet
1pm: drive Ki to work, stuck in traffic all the way there and back
1:30pm: stuck in line at Costco for 20min just to save 12 cents off every gallon
2:30pm: minimal grocery shopping, quarters for laundry
3:00pm: just realized I forgot to buy a plunger

mfw I have to go all the way back downtown and toilet is still making random running noises (and I still have to do 3 loads of laundry and start my Christmas shopping) AND goddamn Gorby the Toilet Man didn't even fix the screwed up flush handle:

12-13-2013, 04:22 PM	#13583 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	here's a quick rundown of the past 12 hours of my life: 3am: sleeping after listening to Slade for 3 hours straight 4am: get felt up by sleeping Ki, just go with it 4:30am: best sex in weeks 4:45am: toilet overflows because it's a bigger piece of shit than the shit that goes into it 4:50am: call maintenance emergency line 5:00am: connected to operator, Russian guy says he'll be here soon 5:30am: fall asleep 7:30am: fuckface finally shows up, fixes toilet, leaves 11:50am: wake up, can't take a shower because all the towels went to cleaning up water from shitty toilet 1pm: drive Ki to work, stuck in traffic all the way there and back 1:30pm: stuck in line at Costco for 20min just to save 12 cents off every gallon 2:30pm: minimal grocery shopping, quarters for laundry 3:00pm: just realized I forgot to buy a plunger mfw I have to go all the way back downtown and toilet is still making random running noises (and I still have to do 3 loads of laundry and start my Christmas shopping) AND goddamn Gorby the Toilet Man didn't even fix the screwed up flush handle: __________________ You and I, We were born to die.