Originally Posted by ladyislingering

here's a quick rundown of the past 12 hours of my life:

3am: sleeping after listening to Slade for 3 hours straight
4am: get felt up by sleeping Ki, just go with it
4:30am: best sex in weeks
4:45am: toilet overflows because it's a bigger piece of shit than the shit that goes into it
4:50am: call maintenance emergency line
5:00am: connected to operator, Russian guy says he'll be here soon
5:30am: fall asleep
7:30am: fuckface finally shows up, fixes toilet, leaves
11:50am: wake up, can't take a shower because all the towels went to cleaning up water from shitty toilet
1pm: drive Ki to work, stuck in traffic all the way there and back
1:30pm: stuck in line at Costco for 20min just to save 12 cents off every gallon
2:30pm: minimal grocery shopping, quarters for laundry
3:00pm: just realized I forgot to buy a plunger

mfw I have to go all the way back downtown and toilet is still making random running noises (and I still have to do 3 loads of laundry and start my Christmas shopping) AND goddamn Gorby the Toilet Man didn't even fix the screwed up flush handle:

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.