Twice upon a Christmas (2001)
Now this is more like it! Santa’s evil daughter plots to destroy Christmas and sell the North Pole! Yay! You go girl!
Santa's first born daughter, Rudolfa, is secretly selling pieces of the North Pole, and eventually take over where she attempts to ruin Christmas, and replace Santa's workshop with a brand new casino. But Santa's lost daughter Kristin returns to the North Pole with her two children who are desperate to save Christmas, and rebuild the shattered village.
Now wait just one snowflake-covered, yuletide log-burning minute! Santa’s
daughter? Santa doesn't have
sex! The very idea! Surely he and Mrs Claus are far too busy all year round overseeing their army of toy-making elves to have time for any of that! And the contention that he could have an EVIL child? Well, it just beggars belief, doesn’t it? Ah… unless … could it be that Santa’s playing away from home? Being Naughty rather than Nice? Might he find himself left off his own Christmas list this year? Does anyone care?
Nobody of note stars, though I laugh heartily to see an actor whose parents actually decided to call him James, even though his surname is .. Kirk! Ah, hilarity! Star Trek fans or just a really bad piece of decision-making, we’ll never know. The poor guy must really have had a great time in school. Also happy to see it’s directed by a guy called Tibor. Hey Tibor, where
is the key to the men’s room anyway? Always blame it on the guy who doesn’t speak English…