I watch X Factor every year religiously. Including the repeats. Indeed the X Factor was the catalyst for me to start a new religion called Cowelly. We Cowellists worship Simon Cowell and regard him as the one true God, and on the fifteenth of March each year we drink milk and salt to symbolise our eternal desire to have him ejaculate in our mouths.
Joking aside, how else will we hear good music if not on X Factor?
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