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ladyislingering · 12-29-2013, 07:31 PM

I don't really know any of our neighbors apart from some facts:

neighbors in unit 10 smoke a lot of weed and don't know the meaning of volume control on their tv; some hussy who goes up there quite a lot has a bad habit of parking in my spot.

neighbor in unit 8 sounds like a dying whale when she has sex. according to unit 7 (two elderly people), unit 8 seems to be getting fatter and fatter without explanation.

there's also some person (possibly unit 6) who smokes a lot of Marlboro Light 100s (I'd know the smell from anywhere - my gram used to smoke them) and the stench seeps in through the kitchen.

12-29-2013, 07:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I don't really know any of our neighbors apart from some facts: neighbors in unit 10 smoke a lot of weed and don't know the meaning of volume control on their tv; some hussy who goes up there quite a lot has a bad habit of parking in my spot. neighbor in unit 8 sounds like a dying whale when she has sex. according to unit 7 (two elderly people), unit 8 seems to be getting fatter and fatter without explanation. there's also some person (possibly unit 6) who smokes a lot of Marlboro Light 100s (I'd know the smell from anywhere - my gram used to smoke them) and the stench seeps in through the kitchen. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.