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Old 01-21-2014, 09:38 AM   #2507 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke View Post
Heard from one bloke once, the trick to not having to warn people before they go in = rapid flushing of the toilet.

So literally the second the kids have been dropped off, get that chain pulled. Don't leave them there to contaminate the air for any period of time.

Never tried it.
But ruining everybody else who needs to use the bathroom's day is the best part of taking a ****. Taking a nasty dump five minutes before my mother had to take a shower for work was one of my favorite moments of last year.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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