Musical Deathmatch
Today, we're think-abouting "Who would win in a fight between Jim Morrison and Godzilla?"
Godzilla, as we all know is the fire-breathing, Tokyo smashing mega bitch-lizard, all well and good in a fight against the frankly outmatched Japanese armed forces, but will it be of any effect against the Mojo Risin' powers of Mr Morrison? Jim, a man with a more artistic temperament is less likely to be seen stomping through post-Hiroshima Japan and more likely to be seen exposing himself in Miami music halls.
I met earlier with Q. Masonry Gladstone, chairman of Musical Deathmatch Incorporated, who stated that this titanic bout is being exhibited in order to discover just who the Lizard King truly is and hopefully begin our series with a heck of a bang. He has also said that Morrison's current state (deceased) should be of no concern for the fans and the fight will go ahead as scheduled.
So that's Morrison vs Godzilla, tonight at 9 , don't miss it. It's going to get messy.
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'Well, I'm a common working man,
With a half of bitter, bread and jam,
And if it pleases me, I'll put one on ya man,
When the copper fades away!' - Jethro Tull
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