Goofle

I had an excellent convo with Steph, Manky and Hermione on FB last night about music and other things. Not sure it counts as IRL though, considering it was with between internet friends on the internet.

May as well share it here:

Stephenie Darnielle
Rude.

Tom Clancy
The truth isn't rude. She won't let me help

Stephenie Darnielle
I just empathize with bad cooks because I'm dreadful myself. Haha.

Hermione Matilda Stark
‪#‎firstworldproblems‬

Tom Clancy
She doesn't use onions. Not even not serious.

Hermione Matilda Stark
Onions are fucking disgusting

Tom Clancy
Onions have feelings too.

Chris Steven
Onions have layers.

Hermione Matilda Stark
you have chlamydia.

Tom Clancy
Chris sprouts little white hairs when he is exposed to sunlight. Dumb Scotch.

Hermione Matilda Stark
Chris lives in a cave by a the sea and eats his own children then makes more children from his children

Hermione Matilda Stark
fucking Scots

Chris Steven
Cake. Everybody loves cake.

Tom Clancy
Parfaits are delicious.

Stephenie Darnielle
Someday you will fiiiiiind meeee caught beneath the laaaaaandsliiiiiiide

Hermione Matilda Stark
innnn a champagneee supernovaaa in the skyyyy

Tom Clancy
Is that Radiohead?

Stephenie Darnielle
Blur.

Tom Clancy
Ahh yes, Blur. That band with Ian Brown.

Hermione Matilda Stark
I thought it was The Stone Roses?

Hermione Matilda Stark
Dude Ian Brown is in the Happy Mondays

Stephenie Darnielle
Ohhhh Ian Brown, I was thinking Mark E Smith.

Tom Clancy
Didn't they form Gorillaz?

Stephenie Darnielle
No that was RZA.

Hermione Matilda Stark
Mark E Smith? Isn't he that guy who did some crazy rap album and killed a Korean guy???

Stephenie Darnielle
Kathleen Hanna killed Kurt Cobain.

Tom Clancy
No, that was Noel Gallagher, frontman of The Fall.

Hermione Matilda Stark
Noel Gallagher? No Noel Gallagher's in Coldplay. They just won like 5 grammys

Tom Clancy
He just got lucky.

Hermione Matilda Stark
Aint that that Robin Thicke song everyone hates?

Stephenie Darnielle
Called Mumford and Sons or something? That he made with Kanye West?

Hermione Matilda Stark
No that was Macklemore's first single, he stole it from them I think??? Then he tried to make a song for Rick Santorum's campaign & divorced all the gays he just married. It was terrible

Hermione Matilda Stark
‪#‎kanyewouldhavenever‬ ‪#‎yeezuslovesthegays‬

Tom Clancy
Wipe that tear away now from your eye - Kanye West

Sean Betteridge
This was beautiful.

Hermione Matilda Stark
turn around, Kanye West.

Hermione Matilda Stark
every now and then Ye falls

Stephenie Darnielle
I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept.

Tom Clancy
Beyonce was hot in that video **hides behind Internet**

Hermione Matilda Stark
Kardashian all on his mouth like liqqa

Hermione Matilda Stark
this is the best status + comments ever

Amandria Vanesa
I want to tape this conversation to my wall.

Luke David Tyler
Haha yes classic shoutbox banter here

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