Musical Deathmatch II
Last week on Musical Deathmatch we saw the city stomping Godzilla win a comfortable 6/4 victory over the liver romping Jim Morrison in the battle for the title of Lizard King
Today! On Musical Deathmatch. We are asking the question on everybody's lips. WHO? IS? THE? UNDISPUTED? KING OF POP???????
Yes, that's right folks. Today we see the consumer giant that is the Coca-Cola company defend its title against the thriller himself. That no nose! no nonsense! no consistent skin pigmentation. Mr Michael Jackson himself!
Michael Jackson; that shrieking, cha'mone spouting dancing monkey-sorcerer who has not allowed us to discuss his ...many...strange...and....questionable...activiti es...that have...occurred...during his... lifetime will be RESSURECTED face the bout of his life...and..death, as Coca-Cola; that tooth rotting, Pepsi bashing super-drink seeks to prove its supremacy once and for all. This is not one to miss folks...it's gonna get FIZZY!
Coca-Cola v Jackson! Tonight! on Musical Deathmatch II
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'Well, I'm a common working man,
With a half of bitter, bread and jam,
And if it pleases me, I'll put one on ya man,
When the copper fades away!' - Jethro Tull
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