Coca cola would use young boys to give mj the world's smallest boner which would make running difficult in his girl jeans then they would spray him down with a firehose filled with coke. They would capture him and force him to drink jesus juice mix with coke which would make him vulnerable. At this point all of cokes hispanics n middle easterners from their commercial would square off vs the mj fan boys and homosexuals in a dance off. Janet would expose her granny nipple which would distract mj. Coke executives would drown him in vanilla coke
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