Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

Coca cola would use young boys to give mj the world's smallest boner which would make running difficult in his girl jeans then they would spray him down with a firehose filled with coke. They would capture him and force him to drink jesus juice mix with coke which would make him vulnerable. At this point all of cokes hispanics n middle easterners from their commercial would square off vs the mj fan boys and homosexuals in a dance off. Janet would expose her granny nipple which would distract mj. Coke executives would drown him in vanilla coke