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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah
Again with the space kitties...Lord help me...
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Breaking news: Tall beautiful African American woman attacked by what she described as "space kitties" in her apartment earlier this evening. Police are baffled by the scratches on her face which they say do not look like the work of any animal ... on Earth. A note scratched into her bedroom mirror seems to say "Stretch THIS biyatch!" Investigators are at a loss to explain this and say it may end up in the cold case file.