Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

There was a random patch of some seriously slippery ice outside of my apartment that I didn't see coming this morning. Slipped on it and I think my left rib cage fell right onto the cans of Monsters I was cradling when I was walking.

The pain was outrageous for a little while and now it's just really dull and I can't move around much. Not sure what to do. I probably cracked/broke some ribs but I hate doctor's offices, especially on a college campus in February. I can't even imagine all the sick people I'd have to stand around with...

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.