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ladyislingering · 03-05-2014, 07:25 PM

more things that might someday trigger a homicidal rampage:

When I see a customer (wherever I am) doing something stupid, rude, or generally quite lazy (i.e.; putting random items where they obviously don't belong or leaving their basket at the end of a checkout lane instead of giving it to their cashier).
When a customer in my store takes one shoe from the rack, parks their ass several feet away on a bench to try it on, and they just leave the shoe there. I always glare at them, hoping they will know my disapproval of their stupidity and my genuine hope that they die before they get a chance to breed.
When I'm driving 5mph OVER the speed limit already, and someone passes me. Seriously? What the hell is wrong with people?
When people leave their kids unattended and they find me, spewing their nonsense babble at me and following me around like they're trying to imprint on someone who's not a total fucking baboon like their parent.

03-05-2014, 07:25 PM	#482 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	more things that might someday trigger a homicidal rampage: When I see a customer (wherever I am) doing something stupid, rude, or generally quite lazy (i.e.; putting random items where they obviously don't belong or leaving their basket at the end of a checkout lane instead of giving it to their cashier). When a customer in my store takes one shoe from the rack, parks their ass several feet away on a bench to try it on, and they just leave the shoe there. I always glare at them, hoping they will know my disapproval of their stupidity and my genuine hope that they die before they get a chance to breed. When I'm driving 5mph OVER the speed limit already, and someone passes me. Seriously? What the hell is wrong with people? When people leave their kids unattended and they find me, spewing their nonsense babble at me and following me around like they're trying to imprint on someone who's not a total fucking baboon like their parent. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.