Originally Posted by WhateverDude

woke up

2 shots worth of rum with the coffee

bottomless mimosas at this place i like, had like 10

liquor store im not supposed to be in anymore, more rums

walked dog

bought more rum

gonna go skate like ****

**** you

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.