That was brilliant Fenix.
I'm a bit worried by this whole 'sh*t' issue. It seems that he doesn't just taste the sh*t, he's also been saving the stuff up (a bit like a squirrel with his nuts, only these are long, soggy nuts). He's got a whole store of sh*t somewhere festering, decaying, stinking his whole house out. And every so often he goes into that smelly storeroom and has a little taste of the sh*t, then starts spitting and maybe even cussing. I wouldn't want to live next to him. I certainly feel for his family.
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