On a completely unrelated note, my disgusting neighbor downstairs, who is likely loosely related to blue whales and/or chimpanzees, or has been transported here from primitive times and has only just learned how to speak like a human being (and eats 7 boxes of ding dongs every day) is yet again making some sort of animalistic noises in her apartment with (one of?) her boyfriend(s).
This is how I imagine she may have looked like before she turned into a lardass:
