Carpe Mortem

If its the first 6 months of a relationship... yeah girl, you better be shaving all the time unless you're hellbent on the natural thing. It's a little lie that just gets played, same way he'll probably insist on paying for everything at first.

I'm about 3 years into my relationship, and he has accepted that I'm not high maintenance enough to shave my **** everyday. Actually, it being winter, I shave maybe once a month.

But we're both smelly outdoorsy metalheads who shower like once a week. I think it's safe to say that if you're a high maintenance dude who thinks women should be smooth 24/7, you should probably be the kind of guy who's ripped and clean shaven and smells good constantly. It's only fair.

Also keep in mind how much high maintenance people suck, in general due to personality, if you're not one too.

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