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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem
From my point of view, my dick is large.
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings, but can you blame me? Every time I look down, I see this ****in anaconda of a thing slithering out from above my sack, and I'm just quite certain it's larger than anyone else's, at least here. The thing is enormous. I don't wanna argue about it anymore.
Truth be told, we both have our views on this, and while I disagree with yours, I respect and will not look down on them. I'll even admit that perhaps my penis looks larger from my point of view, because I'm stretching it out in front of me when measuring, whereas most people would see it hanging limp to the ground from a foot or so away. So you have an excellent point.
However, sir, I'm still pretty sure my dick is large, if not the largest.
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It's pathetic that you would reduce your contribution to this forum to puerile imaginary penis talk. It's pathetic, you're pathetic, I'm pathetic and most of all, anyone who dislikes Hanson's 'MMMBop' is pathetic.